Thumpin Son of...

"Thumpin."
"That's not my name."
"Whatever, just get over here."
"My name is not Thumpin."
"I heard you. Just get over here, and bring that stool."
"Not until you get my name right. I'm the proud son of great dwarf the people we've been here for thousands of years."
"Yeah, I've heard it before. But right now I'm the queen and well you are not. So get over here Thumbkin son of Thorkin servant of my older brother, and bring that stool so I can rest my feet."

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